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A Bastard’s Tale (v2017.01.31)

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Game Overview

A grim, stripped-back duel game turns every encounter into a test of nerve, timing, and observation. A Bastard’s Tale places a lone swordfighter in a brutal side-scrolling gauntlet where even ordinary opponents can end a run if their habits are misread. Its pixel-art presentation and medieval atmosphere look simple at first glance, but the tone is punishing rather than nostalgic: victories feel earned because the game gives little room for careless aggression.

Combat revolves around reading an enemy’s stance, anticipating incoming strikes, and choosing the correct direction for attacks, blocks, and counters. Rather than relying on long combo strings or piles of loot, success comes from learning the reach, rhythm, and vulnerabilities of more than 20 foes, from quick attackers to heavily defended threats. Five main stages provide a focused campaign, while New Game and New Game Plus offer reasons to revisit completed fights with tougher expectations. Endless Fighter Mode shifts the emphasis toward survival and score-chasing, and controller support alongside remappable keyboard inputs makes the demanding controls easier to tailor to personal preference.

What stands out is how much tension it extracts from a deliberately narrow combat system. Each duel has the cautious, reactive feel of a small fighting-game matchup, with a presentation closer to an old-school 2D action platformer than a modern character-action spectacle. The limited number of levels may disappoint players seeking a lengthy adventure or broad exploration, but the enemy variety and high-score mode give its compact design replay value. Fans of difficult, pattern-driven games such as Dark Souls, Punch-Out!!, or challenging arcade swordfighters will appreciate its emphasis on discipline, while newcomers should expect repeated defeats before the mechanics click.

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Installation

  1. Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
  2. On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
  3. When complete, extract the archive to a A Bastard's Tale folder using 7-Zip.
  4. Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
  5. For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows ME and 2000 and later
  • Processor: CPU with SSE2 support, including Intel Pentium 4, Pentium M, Core or Atom, AMD Athlon 64 or later.
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 256 MB RAM
  • Storage: 68 MB available space
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Setup Guide & Troubleshooting

How do I fix missing DLL errors for A Bastard’s Tale (v2017.01.31)?

After extracting A Bastard’s Tale (v2017.01.31), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.

What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?

The full archive is 112.77 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.

Do I need to run the game as administrator?

Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.

How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?

A Bastard’s Tale (v2017.01.31) requires a 256 MB RAM or equivalent. Update your NVIDIA or AMD drivers to the latest version for the best performance.

The game won't launch — what should I try?

Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.

My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?

A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.

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