
Game Overview
Hell becomes a high-speed parkour playground where every wall, enemy, and obstacle is another chance to build momentum. After landing in the underworld through your own mistake, you race across hostile dimensions with the Devil on your trail, turning desperation into an aggressive, stylish escape attempt. Kick Bastards is an action platformer built around expressive movement rather than cautious precision alone, with a loud, irreverent attitude that matches its deliberately ridiculous fixation on kicking everything in sight. The mood is frantic and funny, but the challenge comes from learning how to keep moving when the levels demand more than a simple sprint.
Movement combines recognizable parkour techniques with exaggerated supernatural abilities, letting you chain jumps, slides, wall interactions, and kicks into long improvised routes. Speed has no artificial ceiling, so clean execution continually rewards you with more velocity; one well-timed maneuver can feed directly into the next until a course becomes a blur of controlled chaos. Kicking is both a joke and a practical tool, useful for smashing through objects, changing your trajectory, and maintaining the rhythm of a run. Levels encourage repeated attempts as you test shortcuts, refine lines, recover from mistakes, and chase faster completion times, making it especially appealing to players who enjoy mastering routes rather than merely reaching the exit.
The standout idea is its freedom of approach: courses are designed with multiple viable paths, including unexpected solutions that emerge from the movement system’s flexibility. Instead of prescribing one perfect route, it asks players to create their own, whether that means a safe run, a flashy chain of tricks, or a reckless speedrunner shortcut. Colorful, varied environments keep the trip through Hell from becoming visually monotonous, while leaderboard competition gives skilled players a reason to replay stages long after they finish them. Fans of Ghostrunner’s momentum, Neon White’s time-chasing mentality, or parkour sandboxes that reward experimentation should find plenty to like, though newcomers should expect a demanding learning curve before the movement starts to feel effortless.
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Installation
- Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
- On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
- When complete, extract the archive to a Kick Bastards folder using 7-Zip.
- Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
- For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400H
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 570
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 5 GB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Kick Bastards (v1.0.4)?
After extracting Kick Bastards (v1.0.4), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 2.91 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Do I need to run the game as administrator?
Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements, including Version 12. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.