
Game Overview
A mismatched pair of heroes tries to prevent reality from collapsing while arguing over the correct way to play a video game. Ben approaches every crisis as a point-and-click adventure veteran, stuffing his pockets with absurd objects and searching for the one bizarre combination that will solve a puzzle. Dan, meanwhile, treats the apocalypse like a slick indie platformer, sprinting through hazards, making precision jumps, and trying to look emotionally sincere while doing it. Lair of the Clockwork God turns their clash of genres into a sharp, very funny adventure packed with fourth-wall jokes, failed heroics, and escalating cosmic danger.
Progress comes from constantly switching between the two characters and using their radically different skills in tandem. Dan handles the fast, side-scrolling action sections, leaping across deadly environments, dodging traps, collecting useful items, and reaching places Ben cannot access. Ben investigates scenes in classic adventure-game fashion, talks to a bizarre supporting cast, gathers junk, and solves inventory puzzles that often require lateral thinking rather than simple item matching. Neither hero can save the day alone: Dan may retrieve a vital component, but Ben must figure out why it matters, while Ben’s discoveries frequently unlock the next platforming route. The game remains single-player, but its cooperative design makes controlling both leads feel like managing an intentionally dysfunctional team.
What separates it from ordinary genre mash-ups is how thoroughly it understands both sides of the joke. Its platforming is responsive enough to stand on its own, while the adventure sections gleefully poke at moon logic, obtuse puzzle design, and the nostalgia surrounding 1990s classics. Hand-drawn cartoon visuals, dense dialogue, and a stream of genre satire give it the energy of a British comedy series that happens to include end-of-the-world stakes. Fans of Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Thomas Was Alone, or irreverent indie comedy find plenty to enjoy, though newcomers should be ready for puzzles that occasionally demand experimentation.
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Installation
- Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
- On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
- When complete, extract the archive to a Lair of the Clockwork God folder using 7-Zip.
- Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
- For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: 2.4Ghz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: What is this, 1991? Yes a sound card. Onboard is fine.
- Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Lair of the Clockwork God (v1.016)?
After extracting Lair of the Clockwork God (v1.016), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 622.70 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Do I need to run the game as administrator?
Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements, including Version 9.0c. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.