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Nine Noir Lives (v1.0.3.1)

Adventure 4.12 GB v1.0.3.1 433 views

Game Overview

Meow Meow Furrington treats hard-boiled detective fiction with the seriousness of a rainy alleyway mystery and the absurdity of a city run entirely by cats. Nine Noir Lives casts you as Cuddles Nutterbutter, a private eye whose concerns include murder, rival crime dynasties, and persistent jokes about the size of his paws. A police job that should be routine spirals into a conspiracy involving the influential Montameeuw and Catulet families, giving the story a playful noir structure beneath its relentlessly feline humor. The mood is light, clever, and deliberately ridiculous rather than grim, but the central case still gives the investigation genuine momentum.

Most of the action follows classic point-and-click adventure rules: roam hand-drawn locations, inspect scenery, collect useful clues, speak to suspects, and connect the odd details that move the case forward. Cuddles can poke at objects, converse with nearly everyone, and—most distinctively—lick the environment with his “wits tongue,” often producing clues, reactions, or thoroughly unhelpful flavor commentary. Control also shifts to Tabby Marshmallow, Cuddles’s capable assistant, whose viewpoint opens different conversations and puzzle solutions. Puzzles lean on observation, inventory use, character knowledge, and comedic logic rather than twitch reflexes, while the design aims to make even its trickier challenges feel solvable without random guessing.

Over eighty illustrated screens make the city feel like a proper detective playground, from crime scenes and police offices to strange local landmarks such as its colossal yarn attraction. The extensive fully voiced script carries much of the appeal, with a large cast of eccentric citizens, gangsters, officials, and suspects constantly feeding the investigation fresh jokes and leads. Its humor lands closer to a cartoon Raymond Chandler filtered through a cat-obsessed adventure game than a conventional visual novel, while the two-protagonist structure keeps the investigation from becoming static. Fans of classic LucasArts-style puzzling, modern comedic adventures, and dialogue-heavy mysteries find plenty to enjoy, especially if they value personality and wordplay over action.

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Installation

  1. Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
  2. On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
  3. When complete, extract the archive to a Nine Noir Lives folder using 7-Zip.
  4. Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
  5. For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows Vista SP1
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 3400 Series, Geforce 9400 Series with at least 512 MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 5000 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card with latest drivers
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Setup Guide & Troubleshooting

How do I fix missing DLL errors for Nine Noir Lives (v1.0.3.1)?

After extracting Nine Noir Lives (v1.0.3.1), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.

What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?

The full archive is 4.12 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.

Do I need to run the game as administrator?

Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.

How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?

Nine Noir Lives (v1.0.3.1) requires a ATI Radeon HD 3400 Series, Geforce 9400 Series with at least 512 MB VRAM or equivalent. Update your NVIDIA or AMD drivers to the latest version for the best performance.

The game won't launch — what should I try?

Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements, including Version 9.0c. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.

My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?

A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.

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